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THE MENU
Here is Clayton's Crazy pizza concoctions! They are 10% crazy, 20% insane, 30% ridiculous, 40% fictitious, and 100% delicious!
Pizza Face
What's so wrong with being a pizza face? That means you taste good ;-p
This pizza is straight from the depths of the world of the undead... This pizza's crust has risen from the dead to haunt the world of the living and burn the mouths of mortal souls!
*One size kills all$38.6638.66 USD
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The toppings are strong with this one. Comes in Darth Olive, Green Pepper Yoda, or Luke Cheesewalker
*Vegetarian$40.0040.00 USD
Dumbest pizza ever. Options tho...$52.0052.00 USD

blah something you know pizza yea$12.0012.00 USD
$0.000.00 USD
this is blah$20.0020.00 USD
blah$20.0020.00 USD
just testing special dishes$20.0020.00 USD
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this is a blah$10.0010.00 USD
Pizza Cakes
Birthday? PIZZA CAKE! Party? PIZZA CAKE! Funeral? GET A PIZZA CAKE!
5 layers of pure pizza perfectio
*no substitutions$0.000.00 USD
6 layers of cheesy heaven
**Vegetarian
*No substitutions
***Pretty good tho$25.9925.99 USD
it's cheap$20.0020.00 USD
test$10.0010.00 USD
YOU CALL THAT A PIZZA!?!
This is for pizza lovers that aren't afraid of the great unknown
Best pizza this side of the carnival - Sticks not included$35.9935.99 USD
Intergalactic pizza criminal - Limit 1 per order.
***Pizza the Hut will be delivered alive, have weapons ready$20.0020.00 USD
A pizza within a pizza within a box within your house from our restaurant. Isn't this the pizza of your dreams?$44.4444.44 USD
just to have for testing, not for eating$20.0020.00 USD
There is no pizza$0.000.00 USD
Pizza... but upside down. That's it... really...$25.0025.00 USD
It's good$28.0028.00 USD
Stuff$0.000.00 USD

Insanity Section
Making this a dish to be used as a topping later $1.001.00 USD
test$10.0010.00 USD
Some something stuff with (a secret message)$3.003.00 USD
NOT THE MENU
THIS ISN'T A MENU!!! DON'T DO IT!!!
Not Pizza
This ain't pizza bruh, turn back now
Don't buy it$200.00200.00 USD
Best pizza this side of the carnival - Sticks not included$35.9935.99 USD
jladfkljalbkjliwe$79.0079.00 USD
lunch time$1,000,000.001,000,000.00 USD
its even worse$5.005.00 USD
just testing special dishes$20.0020.00 USD
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